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我聽說了
風 呼嘯而過
北島之上有一票狂人
眼睛長在頭上
沒有利爪獠牙 卻很愛挑剔
他們出門在外時
總不停埋怨

這個不行吃
那個不好下肚
難吃難吃難吃難吃難吃難吃難吃難吃難吃死了！
全世界的都不好
就只有島上的美食最好
連漂泊而來的旅人也受不了他們的狂妄自大

雞飯是新加坡的 哼
肉骨茶是巴生的 哼

無所謂
那些你要就統統拿去吧
難啃的東西你們帶走吧
反正最好的已經留在北島之上 誰理你誰發明了什麼？

狂人依舊活在免稅港口的年代
他們忘記了歷史早已堆積塵世

狂人認為別人的故土都是荒蕪之地
他們不知道
自己過去的繁華盛世經星天西移

你聽說了嗎
我聽說了
這種病
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Have you heard about this?
I did
The wind roars by
The northern isle where
Maniacs with eyes on top their head exist.
They bite without sharp teeth
They bark, whenever they are not at home.

The food is SUCKS!
They keep complaining
Iaaakkkkkks!
Nothing is worth eaten, except those from our island.
Whoever endures their arrogant?

“Chicken rice origins from Singapore and Bak Kut Teh from Klang,”
“Hnggggg….ya meh?”
Well, its okay they said,
Here you go, take whatever you want,
You might claim you have invented those,
But we have already had our very best.

So, who cares?

Those were the days with free-duty port,
They said, those were the days they never forgot,

Not even when those days gone, cover beneath the dust.
They think the heyday or their homeland is still on,
And the world outside is always poor.
But the whole world is changing,
And they are still in their dream.

Have you heard this before?
Yes, I have heard enough of this.